if i ever got sentenced to house arrest i’d just laugh at the judge
Imagine reading a book of every conversation where people have spoken about you.
Mother of god. My mom was trying to take a picture of our christmas tree. Being the troll I am, I kept photobombing. She had me sit down to stop and I threw my phone, knowing it’d never work. It worked. We have a picture of our christmas tree with a flying phone
You guys thought I was kidding…
it looks like it’s taking a selfie… #nomakeup #natural #xmas
have you ever thought you meant a lot to someone and then you find out that you’re just one person out of so many others that they talk to, and compared to the way they talk to the other people, you’re really just nothing?
that is an excellent question
(also thank you so much! you’re such a sweetheart ububu)
I don’t understand anime beds.
IF I MAKE A TYPO IN A TEXT POST PLEASE FIX IT WHEN YOU REBLOG IT THIS IS ME GIVING YOU ACTUAL LEGAL WRITTEN PERMISSION